Episode 01: I Need a Villain! Episode 02: Santa Doesn't Do Double Negatives Episode 03: The Quest for the BBL Episode 04: Patton With Two T's Episode 05: When in Doubt, Pick C Episode 06: Tick, Tick, Money Episode 07: Reverse Psychology'd Myself Episode 08: Your Mummified Turtle is Proud of You Episode 09: A Lifetime Supply of Hotdogs Episode 10: I Heard the Goats Calling Episode 11: The Pasty Nightmare Episode 12: Budget the Luxuries First Episode 13: If There's One Thing I Know About, It's Eggplant