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Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

Birthday: 16 March 1906, Whitechapel, London, England, UK
Birth Name: Henry Youngman
Height: 191 cm

A career of seven decades of snappy, irreverent one-liners put Henry "Henny" Youngman at the top of most comedians' list of favorite showmen. Born in London, England, and moving to the ...Show More

Henny Youngman
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him. My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife. I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
I was so ugly when I was born that the doctor slapped my mother. I was so ugly when I was born that the doctor slapped my mother.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can. I miss my wife's cooking - as often as I can.
How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.' How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
My dad was the town drunk. Usually that's not so bad, but New York City? My dad was the town drunk. Usually that's not so bad, but New York City?
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into Show more I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller. Hide
Take my wife ... please! Take my wife ... please!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I've been married for 34 years, and I'm still in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out Show more I've been married for 34 years, and I'm still in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. Hide
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
[on seafood restaurants] The catch of the day was hepatitis. [on seafood restaurants] The catch of the day was hepatitis.
I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays. I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up. They have no holidays.
Henny Youngman's FILMOGRAPHY
as Actor (21)
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